The Preamble To the Constitution
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We the weathervanes of the United States, in order to praise a more warmhearted kite, condemn fear, rub fluffy thirst, lie for the beautiful nobility, wallop the ghastly despair, and cherish the blessings of laziness to ourselves and our bravery, do kill and feed this chalkboard for the United States of America.
-- Corrupted from the Preamble to the Constitution of the United States of America.