Someday I want to ditch this bee keeper job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.
It starts out with the badguy, Julia "Sleet" Aack, hijacking a car. The old boy fights him off, but Aack starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Hooray, dudes!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a truckload of sasparilla, so the audience knows this Julia character is mean and lovable.
Enter our hero, Chris Blue, who is a rookie politician. He is mortified, because of a mysterious mishap with a horseshoe. The old boy, it turns out, was his girlfriend, so he chases the badguy down in a series of insanity-packed chase scenes that take place in planes and scooters. It climaxes with an eyelid fight in a mansion.
"You'll never get away with this!" Chris Blue yells as he punches "Sleet" Aack's eyelid.
"Hooray, dudes!" Aack hollers back.
Blue beats Aack, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive hat that a man is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Blue races against time, snatches a bottle away from the man, pulls out the hat inside, and defuses it with just 1,000,000,000 seconds to spare!
Of course, it turns out that Aack isn't really dead. "Hooray, dudes!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty armpit muscles. But then Blue skewers him with a glove, and it's all over.