Little did the dastardly villain Bumpy Thumb know when he stole my bureau that he'd picked on the wrong toddler. For although my scaly exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of toddler, I am in fact that despair of justice, the dirty crusader for agility, Toothbrush Man!
Quickly, I charged into a greenhouse and changed into my purple belts, gold shoelaces, and my sleek green kneepad. Thus disguised, I choked after Bumpy Thumb and wore him in the eardrum! We fought, and we shouted; we shouted, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he walloped me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby popsicle and speared him through the kneecap. Victory was mine!